Я обожаю и уважаю Стинга до беспамятства и прошу у него прощения за сие...
Но не смогла идея удержаться без реализации
И вот я и несравненная  mysteryofobscurity предлагаем вашему вниманию переделанный текст песни Sting'a - Englishman in New York
И особые благодарности неизвестному автору картинки. Мы плишь нагло приписали свои имена и название песни.



Matthew Bellamy - Alien in this world.

I don't drink coffee I drink wine my dear
I like my pasta done in time
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I have pwoblems with my 'r' but do not give a fock.

See me walking down from the stars
A banana here by my side
I take it everywhere they want me to sound
I'm an alien in England and I'm pwoud

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an alien in this world
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishmen as they talk

If ‘manners maketh man’ as someone said
Then it's strange I'm hero of the year
It takes me to be more pwoud and smile
Be yourself no matter what Kate says

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an alien in this world
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishmen as they talk

Modesty, pwopwiety can lead to notowiety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobwiety are rare in this society
At night a Glitterati's brighter than the sun

Takes more than glitter costume to make a man
Takes more than lightbulb for darkshines
Confwont your fans, meet them when you can
A guitarist will walk with plastic bag on head but never run

If ‘manners maketh man’ as someone said
Then it's strange I'm hero of the year
It takes me to be more pwoud and smile
Be yourself no matter what Liam Gallaher says

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an alien in this world
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishmen as they talk

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